You’re never too old to be read to

I was introduced to audio books shortly after college. This was during the height of the Twilight Frenzy and the release of the series’ final book.  Random House (the publishing house I was lucky enough to work for) didn’t actually publish Twilight, but they DID publish the audio books.

Now, I was living in NYC which meant at least two hours a day were spent riding the rails on the Q or the 2/3 4/5.  I was dying to know what all the fuss was about, but was also desperate to hide what I was reading from John Q Public.  (This is back when I still felt nervous about proclaiming my love for YA–what a silly little girl I was.) Happily, I was able to snag all 4 books on CD from a kind soul on one of the upper floors and I proceeded to load them all onto my computer and iPod.  And, hesitations abounding on all sides (audio books?! YA books? Vampires? Werewolves? What was I thinking?) I began listening. And I fell in love.

Not necessarily with the Twilight series (though I did hungrily finish all four), but with the gloriousness that is being read to. The excitement! The voices! The multitasking! The freedom! The pure joy!

What I loved the most about audio books was the ability to do other things while reading. Wash the dishes? Yep. Folding laundry? You betcha. Walking through the city streets? No problem. Entering endless numbers into an excel spreadsheet for work? Easy peasy.  My love of reading had suddenly gone mobile in a way that it couldn’t before, and I was enamored.

After Twilight, a good friend and co-worker introduced me to the 8th Wonder of the World, Jim Dale.  As narrators go, he’s top notch.  And he also narrates a little series you might have heard of, “Harry Potter”.  And it. Is. Phenomenal.  I think the movies did a fabulous job of finding actors to fit the roles, but NO one makes the characters come to life like Jim Dale.  Each character has a different and distinct voice, and I swear to you that I could listen to that man read a phone book.

From Harry Potter I moved to other Jim Dale narrated books (Peter and the Star Catchers, The Night Circus, Leisl & Po), and eventually my craving for audio books led me to other YA and children books, and eventually adult books as well.   Working at the library granted me almost unlimited access to all things audio, and for things the library didn’t have, I joined Audible.com.  And there my listening habits have run the gamut, just as my regular reading habits do.

So below I present my beginner’s guide to audio books.  Each month I’ll also do a short review of whichever book I listened to most recently.

Beginners Guide to Audio

* Don’t be afraid to start with something you know. I found that listening to the Harry Potter Series (one I was already familiar with) was a good introduction to multitasking while listening.  If I missed something, it was okay–I knew how these stories went.  And it got my brain adjusted to listening while doing other things.

*Jim Dale Jim Dale Jim Dale I can’t recommend him highly enough.  If you’re not into Harry Potter (I won’t judge, everyone has their tastes) try some of his other work. The Night Circus is a great place to start (a grown up book!).

*Check your local library Audio books are wonderful, but they don’t come cheap.  If you buy them on CD they can run you more than $50! Even on iTunes the prices might make you balk.  Instead, stop by the library to peruse the collection.  You’ll be surprised by how deep the library’s collections can run!

*Listen to books narrated by the author, especially if it’s a celebrity memoir There is nothing funnier than hearing the words comedians wrote read aloud by themselves.

*Share the love If you decide to join a site like Audible (I highly recommend it, they’re a wonderful company–they actually let you RETURN books if you didn’t like them and exchange them for new ones!), find a buddy.  I have a pal who splits the cost of the subscription service with me. Luckily, we have similar tastes in audio books (mostly that we just love audio books and will listen to almost anything), and it makes for a mini book club all our own.

*Here are some of my very favorites, in no particular order

What about you, dear readers? Do you think you’ll check out any of my recommendations? Or are you already in the groove of audio books and have a favorite you’d like to recommend? Let me know!

Hide and Seek

Lucy crept through the darkened side of the house, tiptoeing cautiously around the familiar outlines of armchairs and couches. She bit back a giggle as she found the perfect hiding spot behind a tattered rocking chair and knelt down, waiting.

She and her brothers had just arrived home from a very long Sunday.  They’d started at church with their parents in the morning, and then spent the afternoon visiting Grandma and helping her with various winter chores, mostly shoveling snow and stacking wood. Their parents sent them home early in Jack’s beat up Volkswagen after their day of hard work, while they stayed behind to make sure Gram was situated for the rest of the week.

The drive back was spent bickering over what they’d watch on TV when they got home until they finally agreed to rent a movie from the RedBox en route. Now, Jack and Oliver had arrived in the living room, movie ready to go, and Lucy was nowhere to be found.

“Where’s Luce?” came Jack’s muffled voice from the other side of the wall.

Lucy bit her tongue and stayed very still, determined not to give herself away. She was on the other side of their duplex house, the side no one had lived in for years. They used it to store furniture and extra kitchen appliances, and her parents kept swearing they were going to knock down the walls and make it one big place, but Lucy was 11 and they’d been saying that since they moved in when she was 5.

Everything was fully functional on this side, and Lucy often escaped over here for the privacy of her own bathroom. She knew that was where they’d look first, and sure enough, Oliver came banging through the connecting door intending to hurry her along.

“What the…she’s not in the bathroom over here,” he shouted back to Jack. Lucy bit her tongue tighter and ducked down a little lower.  The lights they had on wouldn’t reach back here, but she wanted to be extra careful.

She listened as Oliver stormed back over to whine to their big brother about Lucy playing stupid games and where on earth she could be hiding. Lucy smothered her grin behind her hand. They’d never find her. They knew Lucy was no fan of being in the dark–it would never occur to them to check back here. Well done, Luce, she thought to herself.  Surely, when she eventually reappeared, they’d both congratulate her on her excellent hiding job, her bravery in the dark.  After they threw things at her, of course, and ranted about her childishness.

A car passed by on the street outside and for a moment, Lucy’s hiding spot was lit up from the windows.  She crouched down lower, breathless at the silly excitement of it all. She could hear the boys banging around upstairs now, calling her name and opening closet doors, telling her they were going to start the movie without her if she didn’t show up soon.

With her back to the window as a second car passed, Lucy didn’t see what else the headlights were illuminating. Close enough to her own hiding spot to reach out and touch was the silhouette of a man, standing very still and holding his own breath as his dark-adjusted eyes watched the crouching form of the girl right in front of him.